"Mom, are you losing your temperature?"
- Yeah, a little bit.
"Mom, just take a deep breath."
- I think my head is going to explode.
"Mom, you broke my heart!"
I don't have much advice for any of you out there, but I do have a recommendation for my daughters. Daughters, when and if you are mothers someday, don't fight about clothes. You will say things that confuse everyone, things that embarrass you. You will waste precious time. You will teach nothing worth knowing AND you will fail at everything. Worst of all, you may miss out on some truly spectacular pairings of clothing. This goes for hairdos, rain boots, accessories and shoes too. Let her wear those favorite boots until they look like a pair of flat tires. By all means, let her comb and style her own hair. If she tucks her skirt into her tights, look the other way. (And try to get a picture.) Just trust me on this. Then again, you probably already know that already.
"Mom, I love you one hundred eighteen sixty-nine."
"Mom, I love you better than a bald girl. But Mom, you look better with long hair."
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